Introducing LeGPT: LeBron in your LePocket.
I’ve always been obsessed with LeBron. His drive, his energy, his wonderful posterior, his bulbous muscles, his delectable hairline, everything about him.
One day, I thought, “What if I could have that, all the time?” So I kidnapped him. But the LeFans found out. They came, they freed him.
After that, I realized I couldn’t keep LeBron to myself, no matter how much my heart yearned for it. So, I made LeGPT. It’s not him, not exactly, but it’s something. A little piece of LeBron, for everyone.